I really hate you. I don't understand why you can't just have my married name already attached to you. Do you know how hard it is to gather all of this information when you have the name 'Lindsay Smith' and my real name is 'Lindsay Hamilton'. And also, while we're at it. Why do you have to be so dang expensive? I would like you a lot more if you were cheaper. Thanks to you I have been on the phone with Sallie Mae, Campus Loans, and FAFSA ALL morning. You have ruined my day off. Congratulations. See you in April, ugh.
Lindsay HAMILTON (not Smith, get it right)